Saturday 8 April 2017

Silver Sandie Shaw


It was fifty years ago today…

Fans of the UK in Eurovision know that, when it comes to significant anniversaries, it’s mainly about the sevens.

We started in 1957 (a year late).

We last won in 1997.

We first won in 1967. Which means that today, 8 April 2017, is the fiftieth anniversary of our first win. It’s even a Saturday again!

After a faltering start in 1957, coming 7th, the United Kingdom had been knock, knocking on the door of winning since the delayed return in 1959, with a run of frustrating results; 2nd, 2nd, 2nd, 4th, 4th, 2nd, 2nd, followed by a ‘calm before the storm’ failure in 1966, coming a miserable 9th out of eighteen songs.

By 1967, Sandie Shaw was already a substantial name in the UK. She had reached #1 with her second single (and debut chart hit), in 1964; the Bacharach and David song, ‘(There’s) Always Something There To Remind Me’. Shaw followed it up with five top six hits, including another chart-topper, with ‘Long Live Love’ in 1965.

She had cultivated a pan-European audience by recording some of her hits in French, German, Italian and Spanish, but the hits were declining by late 1966, when two consecutive Sandie singles both reached only #32, and her first single of 1967 just scraped #50. Shaw’s manager was steering her in the direction of cabaret, but the BBC approached her to do Eurovision and she reluctantly agreed, fearing that it would damage her credibility. (Some things haven’t changed in the UK in the intervening 50 years, where current acts and Eurovision are concerned.)

Sandie Shaw performed five songs for Europe on The Rolf Harris Show. (To think she was worried about HER credibility!) The public voted for ‘Puppet On A String’, the one that Shaw herself thought was least representative of her work.

“I hated ‘Puppet On A String’ from the start and I wish ‘Tell The Boys’ had won, but the songs were chosen by old people who watched The Rolf Harris Show and not my normal fans.” [1]

‘Tell The Boys’ appeared as the B-side of the ‘Puppet’ single, so fans were still able to buy it. It is indeed very good, but probably not distinctive enough to have won Eurovision, in the way that ‘Puppet’ was.

At one point in the Spring of 1967, the BBC were supposedly getting cold feet (geddit?) about Shaw representing the UK, because she was cited as the other woman in a couple’s divorce case. This may have been the height of the Swinging ‘60s, and shoeless Sandie may have been the epitome of that image, but the BBC was an inherently conservative organisation – just look at how old-fashioned all our Eurovision entries had been up to this point, defiantly ignoring the rock’n’roll era  – but somehow she was allowed to go to the Großer Festsaal der Wiener Hofburg in Vienna… and the rest is history.

Saturday 8 April 1967 had already been a strange day for TV viewers in the UK. The Aintree Grand National that afternoon had seen one of the most dramatic events in the race's  121 years up to that point. A loose horse ran in front of the 23rd fence, unseating another jockey, causing a pile-up of all the leading contenders, just before the final run-in. A horse which had been so far behind that it was able to avoid the confusion, the 100/1 shot Foinavon, jumped through a gap and went on to win, in a race that became so famous that the horse now has an Aintree fence named after it. Anyone who had a Foinavon/Sandie Shaw double bet on that day is probably still living off the winnings!

By the time the 12th Eurovision Song Contest came around on 8 April 1967, ‘Puppet On A String’ was already a big hit back home, with the Pye release having entered the UK chart at #27 in mid-March, then climbed to #16, then #6 and #4 in the week of the contest. (The number onesingle on the day that Sandie Shaw won Eurovision was ‘Release Me’ by EngelbertHumperdinck, who would wait a whole 45 years before doing Eurovision himself, with a rather different outcome, finishing 25th of 26 entries in 2012.)

‘Puppet On A String’ was written by Phil Coulter and Bill Martin. Coulter said that many of the songwriters competing to write the 1967 UK entry wrote their songs for Sandie Shaw, but he and Martin wrote ‘Puppet’ for Eurovision instead. They also contrived to grab the viewers’ attention from the first note. As Coulter noted;

"You have three minutes for a Eurovision song and the meter’s running. That long note at the beginning from Sandie is a rip-off from ‘Volare’.” [2]
(‘Volare (Nel blu dipinto di blu)’ was also a Eurovision entry, coming third for Italy in 1958.)

They were right about their target audience being the Eurovision jurors, but it nearly went horribly wrong on the night in Vienna. The attention-grabbing first note wasn’t heard by TV viewers as Sandie’s microphone didn’t seem to be on. She didn’t exactly have long to impress, as the song is a mere two minutes and 15 seconds long anyway! Thankfully, it didn’t matter and she stormed to victory, with the song she hated scoring more than double the points of the song in second, from Ireland (47 points versus 22).

The song was most popular with the juries from Norway, France and Switzerland, who all gave it seven points. It didn’t win over everyone though. The jurors from Franco’s Spain and Tito’s Yugoslavia, perhaps not keen on any references to puppets, or just not loving the UK’s swinging democracy at the time, gave it zero. Nul points. (Or they might just have disliked the song.)
Thankfully, the microphone worked for Shaw’s reprise, so we do have a live version with the first word and first note included (including a little laugh from Sandie near the end).

After winning the contest, Sandie had to bide her time while Nancy and Frank Sinatra’s ‘Somethin’ Stupid’ occupied the top slot in the UK singles chart, but she eventually completed her 4-3-2-1 ascent two weeks later, staying on top for three weeks. The single spent a significant 18 weeks in thetop 50.

The rejuvenation of Shaw’s chart career was shortlived though. Three top 30 hits followed, then the final chart fling of Euro-friendly ‘Monsieur Dupont’ making #6 in April 1969, and that was it… until her partial reanimation by B.E.F. in the early ‘80s and fully fledged reincarnation thanks to The Smiths in 1984. That period may have produced only one hit for Shaw; her #27 reworking of The Smiths’ own ‘Hand In Glove’, but it eventually led to the 1988 album, ‘Hello Angel’, which is one of my most played and most loved albums of all time. There’s not a duff track on it. Please feel free to check it out.

Shaw even got over her animosity towards her winning song and recorded a beautiful, slowed down version, retitled ‘Puppet (No Strings)’, with Howard Jones. She gave it away as a download for her 60th birthday in February 2007. (Yes, she is now 70.)

Considering Shaw never really did live gigs after her initial fame in the sixties, I’ve been lucky enough to see her perform twice in the flesh, plus another ‘standing around in a TV studio’ encounter. She performed on an International Women’s Day gig at Birmingham’s Hummingbird around 1987(ish), on a diverse bill with Najma Akhtar and Billy Bragg. (Even then, he was not a woman.) It was a fantastic gig. More recently, she popped up in front of me at a B.E.F. gig I went to at the Roundhouse in Camden, with her old Sheffield mates, to recreate her contribution to their 'Music of Quality & Distinction' project. She joined in a song or two, along with Boy George, Green Gartside and a few other chums of Heaven 17. 

Much as my life has been soundtracked by Madonna and Kylie when it comes to women singers, it’s Sandie and Dusty who win the battle for my favourite female singers of all time. I just wish Sandie would make more music, but in the absence of that, I finally got around to purchasing an original 7" vinyl copy of the 1967 release of ‘Puppet On A String’ last week. It is currently on my record player, celebrating fifty years since that first UK Eurovision win. Will Lucie Jones continue our luck with the sevens and give us a win in Kyiv? We’ll see in 35 days’ time.

In the meantime, to Sandie Shaw and the BBC and UK at Eurovision, happy fiftieth anniversary of our first win!

[1] [2] Sandie Shaw and Phil Coulter quotes from ‘1000 UK Number One Hits’ book by Jon Kutner & Spencer Leigh, Omnibus Press, 2005.

Chart statistics and runs taken from Top 40 Charts book, Guinness, 1992 and officialcharts.com

Tuesday 24 May 2016

Eurovision is 60 today!



Sixty years ago tonight, the first ever Eurovision Song Contest was held in a small theatre in Lugano, Switzerland. Happy 60th anniversary to Eurovision! To mark this historic occasion, I have actually listened to the 1956 contest for the first time.


I have also had a tweet liked by Lys Assia. (Or her people. Whatevs.)






So, it only took me 60 years (okay, 50 for me), but at last I can say that I've heard the whole of the first Eurovision Song Contest, on the date that it took place six decades ago.


I've listened to the whole thing this evening and found it to be quite moving on this historic day. I'm glad that several fans have posted various memories and comments today across various social media to mark the occasion, and that we made more effort to do something collectively than the lazy EBU, which should have been leading the way today, but can't be arsed.



It seems the EBU has little concept of the history of its own contest when it comes to the significance of anniversaries such as today. Lys Assia is probably fuming. Her ego - which is undiminished by her 92 years on this planet - was probably expecting a live TV special, with her singing all the songs. But no, the EBU couldn't even be bothered to mark today's diamond anniversary with a news story on their own website (eurovision.tv). The sole mention of the 60th anniversary was in passing, from a Swedish TV person, quoted in the news story that they ran today about the viewing figures. Because obviously today it's all about the money, money, money and attracting sponsorship. The social history and any emotional element involving the fans can go screw themselves, as far as the EBU is concerned.



Anyway... the sound quality on this video is surprisingly good, and the audio moves to the only surviving video footage at the end for the winning reprise. I note that the president of the jury, who makes no attempt whatsoever to create any suspense with the result, as if he's in a hurry to get home to his fondu and Toblerones, makes a point of saying that this is the song contest for 1956, as if there will also be one in 1957. It strongly implies that this was never a one-off from the start and that there was a long term plan. Whether anyone imagined that plan would still be going strong three score years later is another matter. Here's to sixty years more. And if the next sixty years (preferably fewer) could see Malta, Portugal and Iceland finally get their acts together and win this damn thing, then I would truly be happier than Lys Assia was sixty years ago tonight. Thank you, merci, Danke!





Here are a few of the notes I made while listening to the 1956 contest tonight.



Grand Prix Eurovision de la Chanson Européenne 1956.
Aired 24 May 1956 by RTSI from Teatro Kursaal, Lugano.


Presenter: Lohengrin Filipello.

The Songs:
01 The Netherlands  De vogels van Holland                     Jetty Paerl
Why the Dutch felt that they should start this brand new pan-European opportunity to tell people about their birds is a mystery, but they let Anouk do it again for them in 2013, so it's clearly a national obsession. 
02 Switzerland          Das alte Karussell                             Lys Assia
A clever song, where the music actually sounds like the carousel of the title. This is probably better than her second son, which won. The best song never wins. (First use of standard Eurovision cliché.)
03 Belgium                Messieurs les noyés de la Seine      Fud Leclerc
Pretty damn miserable.
04 West Germany     Das Lied vom großen Glück            Walter Andreas Schwarz
Possibly the worst singer of the whole evening. He’s not bad, but he just doesn’t have the vocal quality that some of the others have.
05 France                   Le temps perdu                                 Mathé Altéry
A perky voice with some useful vibrato, but really quite irritating.
06 Luxembourg         Ne crois pas                                       Michèle Arnaud
Compared to what we’ve had so far, this is fast! It positively gallops along. I like it!
07 Italy                       Aprite le finestre                               Franca Raimondi
Spritely! Catchy and bright, with a lovely orchestral bit and a proper ending. 
08 The Netherlands Voorgoed voorbij                              Corry Brokken
Okay, but unremarkable.
09 Switzerland          Refrain                                               Lys Assia                           
Good trumpets, but essentially quite a dull song. Surprisingly strong applause though. Oh, hang on, they’re in Switzerland, aren’t they? Pah!
10 Belgium                 Le plus beau jour de ma vie             Mony Marc
Nice intonation, but they all have, to be honest. The first hearing of a Eurovision ding dong! It’s a theme that will return to the contest in later years. Nice violins, but the piano is a bit – if I may use a technical term – plinky plonky.
11 West Germany       So geht das jede Nacht                     Freddy Quinn
Freddy is wearing a leather jacket in the photo that pops up, so I’m expecting a bit of rebellion in this otherwise frightfully ‘nice’ contest. He doesn’t disappoint. This is embryonic rock’n’roll and the first performance I’m genuinely sad not to be able to see. Not least because we can clearly hear backing vocalists, who I’m imagining as teddy boys (and girls) a là West Side Story. German fits rock’n’roll very well. This probably horrified the stuffed suits in the audience.
12 France                    Il est là                                               Dany Dauberson
Another jaunty start. It’s pretty fast and very wordy. It slows down completely for the middle eight, ended with a swipe across the piano keyboard and hints of the Middle East (a whiff of the souk, if I may) before those ubiquitous trumpets come back again. It ends with a note that could grace the climactic moment of an Avengers scene, as a body is discovered, slumped across a desk.
13 Luxembourg          Les amants de minuit                       Michèle Arnaud
The definition of chanson. Tres clair pronunciation – again. Very Jacques Brel. Catchy by the time the final chorus comes around, and a nice sustained note to end. (Followed by audible tuning of the violins as soon as the applause has ended. Live TV!)
14 Italy                        Amami se vuoi                                  Tonina Torrielli                
Showing signs of the despicable sexual lewdness that was to follow in the forthcoming decade, Tonina sings ‘love me if you want’. If you please! She was no spring chicken, judging by her photo, so I guess it helped in the ‘50s to put yourself out there.
Some mournful violin and some thrilling pizzicato. Trumpets again! They’re about to go full-0n Glenn Miller but she interjects just in time and brings them back under control.
Interval act.
Ah yes, it’s the man making bird noises – an actual bird ‘song’ - to a piano accompaniment. I remember hearing of this before, but I’ve never had the pleasure of hearing it. What on Earth did people make of this at the time?
The president of the jury is introduced. He switches the language from Italian to French. He immediately announces the winner is “la chanson, ‘Refrain’” with no build-up and no tension whatsoever. More than anything else, this shows how times have changed!
Back to the presenter, in Italian. And we’re in vision! Lys Assia is announced back onto the stage and is presented with a bunch of flowers by a young girl.
It really is little more than a ‘refrain’. It’s over as soon as it’s begun, and the most striking thing about the TV presentaton is that there only seems to be one camera, which swings violently left from Lys to the orchestra, then back again.
I conclude that Refrain won because of the trumpets, which brightened up an otherwise unremarkable tune. Or because the Swiss jurors voted twice, because the Luxemburgers couldn't get to Lugano in time. Thank goodness the contest was never again tainted by any suggestion of voting scandals...






Monday 25 May 2015

Nineteen Eurovision tracks hit the UK iTunes top 200

UK buyers have been snapping up Eurovision tracks on iTunes throughout Eurovision's 59th anniversary day (Sunday 24 May). And not just the songs that were competing! Just over 24 hours after Eurovision finished, these are the tracks which are still hanging on in the UK’s iTunes top 200.
With streaming now included in the UK chart, it’s very hard to say now how much impact Måns Zelmerlöw will be able to have in the Official Singles Chart next Sunday. It seems unlikely he will match Loreen’s #3 hit of three years ago. It also seems unlikely that any of the others will make the top 40, except perhaps Belgium.
All of the top 11 in Saturday’s final are currently in the top 200. The most successful song which isn’t is Azerbaijan’s, which finished in a surprisingly low 12th place.
Whatever happens to Electro Velvet as the week goes on, they seem to be selling on a par with Molly last year and much, much better than Bonnie Tyler or Engelbert did.

UK iTunes (Snapshot taken at 00:40, Monday 25/05/15):
04 & 62 Heroes – Måns Zelmerlöw (Sweden, winner)
19 Rhythm Inside – Loïc Nottet (Belgium, 4th)
34 Still In Love With You – Electro Velvet (UK, 24th)
38 & 79 A Million Voices – Polina Gagarina (Russia, 2nd)
43 Tonight Again – Guy Sebastian (Australia, 5th)
60 Golden Boy – Nadav Guedj (Israel, 9th)
67 & 102 Love Injected – Aminata (Latvia, 6th)
88 Firestorm – Conchita Wurst (Interval song)
91 A Monster Like Me – Mørland & Debrah Scarlett (Norway, 8th)
96 Beauty Never Lies – Bojana Stamenov (Serbia, 10th)
105 Grande Amore – Il Volo (Italy, 3rd)
114 Warrior – Nina Sublatti (Georgia, 11th)
122 You Are Unstoppable Conchita Wurst (Interval song)
133 I Am Yours – The Makemakes (Austria, =26th/last)
142 Black Smoke – Ann Sophie (Germany, =26th/last)
155 This Time – Monika Linkytė & Vaidas Baumila (Lithuania, 18th)
169 Building Bridges – The ESC Vienna All Stars featuring Conchita Wurst, Left Boy, Arabella Kiesbauer, Mirjam Weichselbraun, Alice Tumler, Die Wiener Sängerknaben, The Suparar Kids & The ORF Radio Symphony Orchestra (Intro song)
193 Amanecer – Edurne (Spain, 21st)
197 One Thing I Should Have Done – John Karayiannis (Cyprus, 22nd)

Saturday 23 May 2015

Eurovision final: Why I’ve had to reassess my bets


Still flushed with my 48p and £2.52 betting profits on the two semi-finals, giving a neat £3.00, it’s time to look at the bets I’ve already placed on the final.

I placed a bet on Australia to win (no each way option was available at the time) on 11 February; as soon as their participation was announced. Even then, not knowing who their entrant would be or what the song would be, the bookies weren’t taking any chances, and it was only available at 8/1. They’re actually 9/1 today, drifting out again after their odds had been shorter in recent weeks.
In March, I did three each way bets, on Israel at 100/1, the UK at 25/1 and Sweden at 4/1.

This week, all FOUR of those countries have drawn the first half of the final, in theory making wins from any of them less likely. However, with most of the good, uptempo songs being in the first half and the second half being a snoozefest, maybe the winner will come from the first half after all?
Anyway, I’ve also done Montenegro and Hungary to finish in the top ten, to add a bit of extra interest.

I’m not going to forecast who I think will win, because it’s too hard to say what the impact of the producers’ running order will be. I will hate it if Russia win, but be ecstatic if it’s Belgium and rich and ecstatic if it’s Israel, my favourite of all 40 songs this year.

It was Estonia, Hungary and Romania which really came across to me from the first semi-final, watching on TV. From the second semi-final, it was Lithuania, Montenegro, Norway, Israel, Latvia, Sweden, Cyprus and Slovenia which stood out. I expect them all to do well tonight.


As for the UK song, I liked it within twenty seconds of it being revealed on the red button show. It could go anywhere tonight, but it won’t be last. I’m sure of it. We’re not helped by being put in the fifth slot, but as a party tune, I think it could do surprisingly well. We’ll see.

Enjoy the show, which will end after midnight in Austria, which will then be Eurovision’s 59th anniversary, 24th of May. Bonne anniversaire, l’Eurovision! 

Friday 22 May 2015

Smug


Allow me my moment, please.

Ten predictions, ten bets, ten wins!
I've never predicted 10/10 before.

And my favourite song this year, Israel's, looked and sounded absolutely brilliant tonight.
I'm a happy bunny.

Thursday 21 May 2015

Eurovision: tonight's 2nd semi-final - more pointless predictions

If the three hapless hosts (the ones who weren't Ms Cunty Sausage) had been honest in Tuesday's semi-final, they would've come right out at the start and said, "We're only putting eight of tonight's songs through to the final, and that's pushing it, because none of the others are good enough."

That would've left 12 places free for tonight's much better selection of songs and given us a better final on Saturday. However, it didn't happen, so some of the crap had to go through and some better tunes will stare disappointment in the face later tonight.

I correctly predicted eight of the ten qualifiers here on Tuesday afternoon. On the night, after watching all sixteen songs, I predicted nine correctly, because I added Hungary to my qualifiers and ditched Moldova, which turned out to be an accurate double move. I was only scuppered by believing that Finland was different enough to get through, and that being after the ad break was enough to kill off Greece, (as it was to end Denmark's Eurovision).

So, predicting tonight. The top and bottom seem easy, but there are five in the middle fighting for two places, I reckon.

Let's immediately rule out San Marino and Portugal. No one loves them, outside of Portugal and... well, just outside of Portugal.

Definitely qualifying, working from the end, are Slovenia, Cyprus, Sweden, Azerbaijan and Israel (my favourite song of all forty this year). That's five.

Norway is after a break, but so was Greece and this is so monstrously good that it has to qualify. Six.

Montenegro is superb, but has been placed in slot 5 and is noticeably devoid of any neighbours or allies (aside from Australia actually, with its Balkan decendants). But, I'm relying on the niche semi-final audience to like 'this kind of song' (and personally I really do), so that's seven.

Most of my friends are predicting success for Latvia, which would please me no end, so I'll make that number eight.

That leaves us with five songs to fill two remaining places, and they're skewed towards the beginning of the show; Lithuania, Ireland, Malta, Czech Republic, Iceland, Switzerland and Poland.

I would never normally discount the last song to perform. After all, only two end songs in fifteen semi-finals have failed to qualify since 2008, and one of those, from Moje 3, was 11th. Only De Toppers have had a disaster from last slot, so we could conclude that unless your song is cheesy rubbish or in Serbian, the last song will always get through. But confidence in Poland seems low from friends and media, due to the song just not being strong enough and a disappointingly weak choice from the organisers with which to end the show. However, with Germany, Ireland and the UK all voting tonight, I'm going to keep the faith and say Poland will do it. I'm also going to pick Lithuania, because people will love it anyway, it'll get the gay vote (antics on stage!) and there's also the UK and Ireland to give their traditional helping hands too.

That means I think Ireland, Malta, Czech Republic (which I'd love to see go through), Iceland and Switzerland are on their way home, along with Portugal and San Marino. I will now bet accordingly, using Paddy Power NOT to place a bet on Ireland. Sad, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Tuesday 19 May 2015

Eurovision - tonight's first semi-final: some pointless predictions

It should be so easy. All we have to do tonight is eliminate six songs which don’t deserve to go to the Eurovision final. But it’s not. The level of disagreement from people in Vienna (including the poll in the media centre and separate predictions today from my friends via facebook) is high. All over the place, in fact.

So, let’s attack this logically and look at the songs which are definitely qualifying and those which are definitely not. Then we’ll examine those in the grey area in the middle. That’ll make it easier, right?

Definitely qualifying:

12 Russia (A detestably cynical, hypocritical song, but a well-performed vomit-inducer, by all accounts.)
07 Estonia (Competent and catchy, if his bored vocals don't turn off too many people at the start.)

And, er, that’s about it, on the basis of popular opinion.

Definitely NOT qualifying:

04 The Netherlands (A weak, repetitive song that sounds like it was written by and for Geordies, with its ‘why aye, aye, aye’ hook. If you can call it a hook. Plus a fairly poor allocation in the running order, although song 4 has qualified 5 times in 14 semi-finals since 2008.)

So, we can definitely say that there are THIRTEEN songs in the grey area. Oh cripes.

Okay, ones that MOST people seem to think will get through:

02 Armenia
15 Romania
16 Georgia

The last two by virtue of being the last two; the most successful positions, with 12 out of 14 qualifications for both slots (and Romania being not quite like anything else, plus diaspora vote). Armenia helped more by diaspora vote than by being much good, and they do have to get over the hurdle of song 2 failing to qualify in the last three semi-finals, but they probably will.

So, that gives us five qualifiers. Just five more to go.

Song 1 doesn’t perform as well as the rules of primacy and recency might have us think. It’s a 50:50 success rate over 14 semi-finals, but one of those was a jury pick of a song 1 which otherwise finished 13th, so it’s really 6 successes and 8 failures. If we go by last year, both opening songs in the semis will get through. If we go by the year before, neither of them will. Ho hum. In Moldova’s favour is that it’s a bonkers routine with leather cops and a climbing frame. But people say Eduard doesn’t sing the song very well. Ho hum again. In the balance.

Belgium has the joint unluckiest slot of all to overcome as song 3 (only 4 successes out of 14 and just 2 qualifications from the last 8), but the quirky, minimalist song and fascinating set plus cute singer will surely overcome this. So that’s six.

Finland’s 85 second song may pass by so quickly that people don’t notice it, but the songs that stand out and are performed well (which this is) do tend to get through the semi-finals, so I think they will, just.

Then there’s a break, which may have a big bearing on what happens next. Given that Greece has its least voter-friendly entry of modern times, and has been given the slot of doom after the ads, which has killed off other middling entries, I’m going to stick my neck out and say that this is Greece’s first non-qualifier. They don’t have Cyprus to help them either, as they’re in the other semi-final.

Serbia seems to be ruled out by most of my friends, partly because Bojana’s vocals may be questionable. I’m trying to put aside my DESIRE to see this song in the final, because it’s upbeat and camp, with a genuinely positive message about difference. I think the gay vote, which is always seen more clearly in the semi-finals, and the voting of Australia, Austria, France and Spain, all of who like a bit of tacky pop from time to time, will see this over the line. I could be horribly wrong though.

Denmark is jolly pop that I would love to see in the final, but they too come after a break, so it’s a sad ‘no’ from me.

Hungary seems to be on a knife edge. Well-performed and well-intentioned, but dated and possibly finding it hard to keep the audience’s attention.

No one seems that interested in Belarus.

I don’t think much to Albania’s song at all, but they have enough neighbours in this semi and a late allocation, so I fear they’re undeservedly getting through.

I’m going to give Moldova the benefit of the doubt over Hungary, so my final ten predictions are:

Russia, Armenia, Estonia, Romania, Georgia
Belgium, Finland, Albania

Serbia, Moldova