It should be so easy. All we have to do tonight is eliminate
six songs which don’t deserve to go to the Eurovision final. But it’s not. The level of disagreement from people in Vienna (including the poll in the
media centre and separate predictions today from my friends via facebook) is
high. All over the place, in fact.
So, let’s attack this logically and look at the songs which
are definitely qualifying and those which are definitely not. Then we’ll examine
those in the grey area in the middle. That’ll make it easier, right?
Definitely qualifying:
12 Russia (A detestably cynical, hypocritical song, but a
well-performed vomit-inducer, by all accounts.)
07 Estonia (Competent and catchy, if his bored vocals don't turn off too many people at the start.)
And, er, that’s about it, on the basis of popular opinion.
Definitely NOT qualifying:
04 The Netherlands (A weak, repetitive song that sounds like it was written by
and for Geordies, with its ‘why aye, aye, aye’ hook. If you can call it a hook.
Plus a fairly poor allocation in the running order, although song 4 has
qualified 5 times in 14 semi-finals since 2008.)
So, we can definitely say that there are THIRTEEN songs in
the grey area. Oh cripes.
Okay, ones that MOST people seem to think will get through:
02 Armenia
15 Romania
16 Georgia
The last two by virtue of being the last two; the most
successful positions, with 12 out of 14 qualifications for both slots (and Romania
being not quite like anything else, plus diaspora vote). Armenia helped more by
diaspora vote than by being much good, and they do have to get over the hurdle
of song 2 failing to qualify in the last three semi-finals, but they probably
will.
So, that gives us five qualifiers. Just five more to go.
Song 1 doesn’t perform as well as the rules of primacy and
recency might have us think. It’s a 50:50 success rate over 14 semi-finals, but
one of those was a jury pick of a song 1 which otherwise finished 13th,
so it’s really 6 successes and 8 failures. If we go by last year, both opening
songs in the semis will get through. If we go by the year before, neither of
them will. Ho hum. In Moldova’s favour is that it’s a bonkers routine with
leather cops and a climbing frame. But people say Eduard doesn’t sing the song
very well. Ho hum again. In the balance.
Belgium has the joint unluckiest slot of all to overcome as
song 3 (only 4 successes out of 14 and just 2 qualifications from the last 8),
but the quirky, minimalist song and fascinating set plus cute singer will
surely overcome this. So that’s six.
Finland’s 85 second song may pass by so quickly that people don’t
notice it, but the songs that stand out and are performed well (which this is) do
tend to get through the semi-finals, so I think they will, just.
Then there’s a break, which may have a big bearing on what
happens next. Given that Greece has its least voter-friendly entry of modern
times, and has been given the slot of doom after the ads, which has killed off
other middling entries, I’m going to stick my neck out and say that this is
Greece’s first non-qualifier. They don’t have Cyprus to help them either, as
they’re in the other semi-final.
Serbia seems to be ruled out by most of my friends, partly
because Bojana’s vocals may be questionable. I’m trying to put aside my DESIRE
to see this song in the final, because it’s upbeat and camp, with a genuinely
positive message about difference. I think the gay vote, which is always seen
more clearly in the semi-finals, and the voting of Australia, Austria, France
and Spain, all of who like a bit of tacky pop from time to time, will see this
over the line. I could be horribly wrong though.
Denmark is jolly pop that I would love to see in the final,
but they too come after a break, so it’s a sad ‘no’ from me.
Hungary seems to be on a knife edge. Well-performed and
well-intentioned, but dated and possibly finding it hard to keep the audience’s
attention.
No one seems that interested in Belarus.
I don’t think much to Albania’s song at all, but they have
enough neighbours in this semi and a late allocation, so I fear they’re undeservedly getting
through.
I’m going to give Moldova the benefit of the doubt over Hungary,
so my final ten predictions are:
Russia, Armenia, Estonia, Romania, Georgia
Belgium, Finland, Albania
Serbia, Moldova
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